this is simply the beginning of the middle inbetween two chocolate wafers...

soon there will be more...much much more.... but for now: a cruddy paint image of the artist with mr. happy sun! we both shop at the same lopsided sunglasses store! he wishes from now on to known as bruce, by the way. thank you bruce for so many veggies and fruits and also for light so that i can see and allow me to look cool in sunglasses. the red blotches on my face are actually there as is the lack of ears. i'm a freak. but fred doesn't care. he has no ears to hear my cries of despair...nor can i. i'm also standing on cement! neat huh? it's like life you know? cement...made up of different rocks that are cold and unfeeling. but i step all over them...sometimes i dance. but like sad jigs. yep. i've got comics for everyone..but you should all go to my already in power webcomic at www.xenex.org/comic.php and check out all the other neat things that mr. Xen has on his site of goodness! this is just gonna be the place where i talk about what i post there and where i post things that i wouldn't post there...like this image...and these words..wordy words of infinite wordyness....also i'll be in direct contact with my good buddy galactic phil! you'll be able to see his adventures here! along with samuel beckett attacks! so much peach jam you'll shake a stick!
okay macaroni time! play it again sam!
...sam?