Danger lurks behind every corner of every street of every block of every city of every country of every world...best to just walk down mainstreet, i guess. The handle's Bat-Maloy and i'm here to take on this danky dark doomness of a town with gritted teeth and grinded teats (Robyn Jr. was in his 'Jackalope' mood last night: soy sauce everywhere.) I'm not usually as angry as i am in this photo, i'm not even exactly sure when and where it was taken. Are those buildings behind me? Is that black slush falling from the sky? And i haven't worn that bespeckled cape since my days when i used to cut up the rug with Dance Devil back at the hottest nightclub in town, the Dog Juice. It's a bottomless pit now in the middle of a vacant lot...things come and go too quickly it often seems. I used to come quickly as well until Robyn Jr. and I started going to yoga class. Let me tell you, i can't believe how relaxed i find myself. No more lowerback ache or constipation. And wouldn't you know, even though i tried to run away as much as i could, my boy wonderful has gotten me to see the merits of a vegetarian lifestyle. Seriously, i've never felt better. My whole body feels as fresh as the food i eat. ( thank Od for the farmers' market, eh?) True story: Cat-Linda was over at my dugout the other day and couldn't stop remarking about how healthy i looked! Maybe we'll be able to start dating again...i saw that twinkle in her eye that i haven't seen since we broke up years ago. And you won't believe this but I'm smiling more and more!!! Like i think i did it at least five times yesterday! Linda noticed that as well! Of course, i'm going to have to talk to Robyn Jr. about this, allowing for 'team-ups' in the bedroom and such. He's been in a kink kick lately so he should be down. This is soooo exciting!
but for right now i've got to get back on patrol. i stopped in this posh coffee house and had a bubble tea! you ever had one? Heavens above, it's unbelievable. Anyways, this place offered WiFi connection for customers and since i carry my 'notebook' with me everywhere these days to capture all those random thoughts, i felt like i had to say something i'm so giddy. And this place seems to cater to all of the social life i've met from being a 'cult celebrity' as that zine called me once: Wanda Wymyn, Jack Curr, Spider Dan, Riker Espanol, Tom SeLack, and my goodness is that Night Arrow?!? It is!! Well i absolutely must talk to him. Time for my exit narrative.
Scumbags smell like raw sewage to me when they invade my territory. Guess i should go tell them a 'terror story!' That'll show them!
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