a few of my favorite things

things that are currently nift: good beer, silly birthday cards from parents, scanners, snow, and being prophecized as becoming famous.

things that are definately not nift: homework, sore throats, and ... uh... homework, dear god i have a lot of it!

hopefully I don't get eaten.

here's a photo of me with long hair with my brother. we are two rad dudes. -rvXen

It's good to buy beer...

ah, finally, it has come to pass. i am of that special age now and i'm feeling its wares....um...to celebrate here's an old photo of ..er.. someone not me back in his crazy crossdressing days. i think he was trying to do a heel-click in the sky and asking his friend to get a photo of it...but this is how it turned out. i like the finger in the photo, nice touch. anyways...merry birthday everyone!

My, my! Look at the Gams on that feller! Delish!

3 Days 12 hours 37 minutes to go...

Oh, it is so very soon, i can taste its musical roboty mechanical oil drippings, mmm...my scrumptous twenty-first birthday is on the horizon full speed stalwart soldiers don't forget to batton down the hatches. but we already battoned the hatches! Well batton them down again, we'll teach those hatches!

Here's the sitch: i feel like a tool, but a trendy tool my fellows and felines. i'm freaking sitting, more like jittering, oh coffee coffee coffee legs succulent caffeine spikes, in a coffee shop, updating my blog on my personal laptop. if i had a cell phone, or one of those rasberry blueberry computer phone things, a weird temporal vortex would open up because it could not handle the contradiction that I, Shane of Absurdum, Mockerer of the Norm's haircut, would be seen with such devices, acting so cool, so nift. Gorrilla tactics my freunds, Maguilla style. Grape Ape ain't got monkey shit on me.

mmmmmyep, i'll leave ya all for now with a delightful picture, don't ask how i came across it, i am a surfer a searcher unafraid of what may be discovered. Think birthday present mixed with Japanese latex fetishism with raggedy Anne and Andy grown up thrown up blown up to underground popstar fanaticism. her goggles are neat cuz they are functionless but fashionable. look at that neat padded room as well! it's like they took a picture of my dream house and now are using it to mock me and my boring plain unplastic room. hmph. and one can only speculate on how much happy fun could exist in that gas tank! Crazy Hospital Sloopy Keen Time Go!coffee is my wacky friend with its swift actions wandering thoughts and jumping gestures. it's good for those rare occasions when i want to go sane.

Amazing Tick Quote of the Day:

Arthur: "I think I'm going crazy!"
Tick: "Your not going crazy chum! You're going sane in a crazy world!"

see you when i'm legally drunk. O-Face.

My 24 Hour Comic...Comic!

So i finally scanned all my pages to my 24 hour comic which i did on 24 hour comic day last month (hopefully the amount of "24 hour comics" i put on this page will snag me some google users!). It's entitled, "In Space No One Can Hear You Funk"...the title was inspired by my good friend and fellow traveller, Mr. Cummings & Goings. There are also many other influences including those of my boyos P-tek and Samlive...P-tek just had a unbelievably hip and orgasmically hop show at the picador where many fine stalwards(?) came out in support. I included P-tek and Samlive in my comic and likewise on that night they included us comic dogooders into their radio show! So here they are, G, P-tek the dark knight and Samlive the Red!

hiphop and comics need to go hand in hand more often i think...because i like saying things that show how unwithit i am...like G and word and homey...heh.
Anyways, this comic should be running soon on the xenex.org site and all will be good...however i might just put them up on my yahoo photos and you could see them there, i just have to decide whether or not i'm going to let you suffer through the daily uploads or if i'll give you it all in one juicy shot. but that might be too gooey.
for now, here's me in the fez i wore on that wonderful day/night of comic squirting. Ain't I handsome?
P.S. I'm no longer sick...just into that hacking up crud phase...in metaphorical terms i'm expelling the crap i've accumulated this year as i prepare myself for my birthday. Neat, huh?