Okay, Fine Goddamnit! I'm Sick! I'm Sick! *hack* *cough* *wheeze*

Say it isn't so! Your humble narrator, stricken to his room, coughing and shaking, as if he was but a mere mortal? What foul illness has befallen our hero of the many, champion of chivalry and crusader of platypi? Will these questions ever be answered or have we fallen into the land of Rhetorical utterings? Zounds, Egads, and Gadzooks dear reader! This is some intense shit!

ah, but not all is lost, not all is hopeless, there's still syrupy justice for the multitudes. For Rv. Xen has taken upon himself, admists this new-found time, to catch up on all things internety. He answers emails with more than three word sentences! He updates his blog to find gratifying messages from delicious pastries! It is such things that allow him to hold his sanity, rather than to float down Salvia-tion tunnels, guided by intergalactic deities and bushmen! Yes even a demi-god such as himself needs to feel loved.

But how do you love a perfect and benevolent being? Flowers and chocolates certainly won't do (most of the time), that's for sure Jack! No! Only undying souls and the occasional breakfast burrito of unabashed creative juices can satiate such a creature! HST was close with his 'Chocked full of True Grit' but the ameriKan public just wasn't ready...are they now? Is there enough life on earth to be worthy of his admiration, even when he is humbled by the common cold. Yes, even gods cough.

daddy, my teacher says everytime a god coughs, a star is born from his mucus.

but i have tarried on this site for too long, the denzians of this realm demand more doodles! And i must appease! i must! So here's something you can chew on for a while...this is going to be published in the new OnCampus magazine in iowa city...and i will be payed! That's right, mark your calendars and undwear kiddos, today you've read the words of a professional cartoonist! Hopefully my luck abounds and others see my hidden potential. "By Snod!" they will exclaim. "He's like a freaking Art Ninja Pirate!" heads will explode out of sheer amazement.

he's a creepy bar goer apparently.


okay, head is swimming...maybe i should reconsider my abstinance from food...

keep riding your unicorns, true decievers!

rvXen